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05.17.08 - Always Wear Pads Preview


We kick off the show with a Protopit that has been deemed too offensive even for UWA, but throughout this offensive segment, Prototype and co-host Josh Bobb announce that UWA has found a brand new General Manager, who also happens to be the former general manager of the now-defunct UCW. Ladies and gentleman, the new UWA General Manager...

That's right, Swaff has returned to the wrestling scene after a long absence. Swaff's arrival has to send a chill up the spine of Calypso as Swaff left wrestling due to Calypso's invasion of UCW which disgusted the new GM. Will Swaff be fair and biased or will he play favorites and help former UCW wrestlers? Only time will tell.

The opening match of the night saw Golga Jr. take on Suzuki Sanchez in a Jobber match. It was a great back and forth match that could have went either way. Suzuki Sanchez debuted some new moves including an interesting rib-breaker variation but Golga Jr. showed more determination than ever to win as there was a rumor going around that if Golga Jr. kept losing he would eventually lose his job in the UWA. The rumor was enough motivation for Golga Jr. to win his first match after a DDT to Sanchez kept the jobber out for the three count. After the match, Golga Jr. was said to be ecstatic about his first win and is looking ahead to a brighter future in the company that almost fired him.

Both men started the match out with some hard lefts and rights, though Suzuki Sanchez would win that battle.

Suzuki Sanchez displaying his brand new rib-breaker.

Golga Jr. hitting Sanchez with a DDT to pick up his first victory.

The second match of the night was a first for UWA; a triple threat TLC match in which you would have to pin your opponent to win. Besides historical importance, this match also was for the number one contendership to the UWA Undisputed Champion. Calypso, JD Marshall, and Prototype are all former champions and were all gunning for the ultimate prize and were willing to put it all on the line in this fast-paced, high-octane match. Prototype and Marshall started the match off with some fine technical wrestling while Calypso watched, but once Calypso entered the fray the match became an all-out brawl. Calypso kept good on his promise to champion David Chaos as he dominated the early portion of the match with powerful kicks and strikes. All three weapons, tables, ladders, and chairs were brought in early in the match and all three men got their fair share of each weapon. JD Marshall got whipped into a ladder at high velocity, Calypso was thrown off a ladder into the street, and Prototype was powerbombed through a table. Calypso receieved a JKO from JD Marshall off the top of the ladder but Calypso would try to one-up him by hitting the Virgin Slayer on Prototype off the ladder. In the end, after a grueling battle, Calypso managed to hit the Virgin Slayer on both JD Marshall and Prototype and it appeared as though Calypso would go on to face the winner of Josh Bobb/Chaos but champion David Chaos came out and struck Calypso in the face with the Undisputed Championship, knocking him unconscious. Chaos then dragged Prototype over the fallen foe and that was enough for Prototype to pick up the three count.
 

JD Marshall getting whipped into a ladder.

Calypso getting pushed into the street.

An inverted suplex on the ladder by JD Marshall to Prototype.


Calypso's brutal powerbomb to Prototype through the table.

Calypso attempts a dive on Prototype who moved just in time for Calypso to not only smash his face into the ladder but also crotch himself.

JD Marshall's huge JKO on Calypso off the ladders!

A vicious pedigree that turned JD Marshall inside out.

The Virgin Slayer off the ladder.

JD Marshall smashing into Calypso who was on top of a ladder-Prototype-ladder sandwich.

Calypso reversing the JKO into a backbreaker.

David Chaos attacking Calypso with the belt.

Prototype being placed on top of Calypso.

Chaos leaving the scene of the crime.

Prototype coming to, realizing he has won the match.

In the back, an irate Calypso calls Chaos out and calls him a coward. Calypso compares Chaos to a dog who he nursed back to health then was bitten by. In Calypso's own words, "Chaos is just like a bitch dog. I should have seen this coming."

In the main event of the evening, David Chaos defended his Undisputed Championship against former champion Josh Bobb. After Chaos had cost Calypso the TLC match, it was announced that the following match would have all interference barred from ringside, which meant fellow Hardcore Mafia member and number one contender Prototype did not come out with Josh Bobb. Bobb entered the ring and simply sat down, waiting for Chaos to enter the ring. When the bell ring, UWA's two biggest wrestlers brawled it out, which led to Chaos trying to outwrestle Josh Bobb, who ended up holding his own. Both Chaos and Bobb made surprising leaps off the ladders and pulled out all of the stops, showing just how much the UWA Undisputed Championship meant to these guys. Josh Bobb nearly had the match won with the Brippler Bobbface but Chaos manager to escape the hold, though Bobb still maintained control of the match. The finisher came when Chaos reversed an attempt at The Terminator and hit the Chaos Theory out of nowhere for the three count.

David Chaos approaches the ring.

Josh Bobb stares a hole into the eyes of David Chaos.

Chaos taking a rare leap of faith that pays off.

Bobb gets speared by the champion.

Chaos wears down Bobb with the sleeper hold.

Josh Bobb works on the ankle of the big man.

Chaos misses an axe-handle.

Bobb hits a splash off the ladder.

Bobb working on the back with the Bobbshooter.

Bobb with a DDT, though he would not have the luck Golga Jr. had earlier in the night.

Bobb dropkicking a chair and ladder into the back of the champion.

Chaos with a huge clothesline to Bobb.

The Brippler Bobbface stretching Chaos out.

The devastating Chaos Theory that was enough to keep Bobb down.

Chaos stands tall in the ring, holding the championship high.

In post-show promos, JD Marshall said he was fed up with being overlooked and that despite having the best year of his career, people still laugh at him. He then challenged Hardcore Champion Prototype to a Best of Seven series, to which Prototype accepted. The first match in the series will be the first ever Jar of Pubes match, though nobody knows what the rules on that will be. Prototype said he plans on being a double champion by defeating David Chaos, who didn't seem too concerned with Prototype. He made sure to note that he didn't choose Prototype to pin Calypso because he thought he would be easier...it's just that he was closer.




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